1. Nathan brought a cat up into the apartment because it literally followed him home, and he didn’t know what to do.

    I told him that since the cat was very friendly, and very clean, it certainly belonged to someone, and should be brought down to the street, so it could rejoin that someone.

    I then brought it down to the street, where it mewled a lot and then ran off.

    Nathan, stop trying to make pet happen! It’s not going to happen!

    p.s. it was adorably curious though ∑:3

     

     best i could come up with